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When Jumbo, an investment elephant, gives birth to Dumbo, the calf with ears large enough to use as wings, the circus attracts the attention of a big-city, Walt Disney-like charlatan, V. global-nav. article. social-icon:active,. global-nav. l-row--items-3. article-author:focus,. 5625rem 0. article. subnav-link:hover,. my-account--icon:before,. In this movie, the cable indeed snaps, and sisters Lisa and Kate quickly find themselves trapped on an ocean floor patrolled by hungry great whites, with a dwindling oxygen supply. full-bleed. global-nav. Legend of the Guardians. loading. 125rem solid 333;border-top:0;border-right:0;position:absolute;top:0. user-item:first-child:before,. global-nav. subscribed. facebook-connect:focus,. full-bleed. accessible-link,. 25rem;margin-right:1. 125rem solid fff;border-left:0;border-top:0;content:'';display:block;position:absolute;right:0. author-socials:focus,. The DVD Video: Shark Swarm is presented in a pretty spiffy 1. 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